" plastic surgery "

 [ "plastic surgery" ]

1: Photoshop, but in real life.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, she looks way better after that plastic surgery. 

 [ "plastic surgery" ]

1: The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

  * e.g.,  ... Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later. 

 [ "plastic surgery" ]

1: The only possible method to remove the desired content from welded plastic packaging, usually a clear and stiff plastic not otherwise labeled as to content but only slightly weaker than carbon nanotubes. The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without: a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or: b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.

  * e.g.,  ... After 45 minutes of plastic surgery, I finally removed my daughter's new doll from the plastic package. The doll was still grinning when I left to get some real sutures in my finger where my box cutter sliced it open when I slipped trying to cut the outer weld on that stupid clear packaging! 

 [ "plastic surgery" ]

1: plastic surgery (n): A woman that is strictly polite, so that no curious male tries to go to her at all, because she looks like a plastic surgery.

  * e.g.,  ... You could not imagine, this Jasmine around: at last was known for a plastic surgery , after years that bullied she the men around, with her bitterness of her divorce; Every body was horrified of her frowns by her divorce. 

 [ "Plastic Surgery" ]

1: Something that the Kardashians love more then their family. It is their best friend and makes them look like big lip pufferfish with a giant ass no one looks at

  * e.g.,  ... She got plastic surgery Must be related to the kardashians 

 [ "Plastic Surgery" ]

1: A way to make yourself look worse than you did before.

  * e.g.,  ... Kanye: Babe, why do you look so different? 

 [ "Plastic Surgery" ]

1:  An option people have to change solely their OUTWARD appearance; looking more aesthetically pleasing does NOT make one any more or less of a human being.

  * e.g.,  ... Remember that dog, Magda?? Well she got some plastic surgery and she looks GREAT now! She always was a nice girl. I gave her my number. 

 [ "Plastic Surgery" ]

2:  SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^

 [ "Plastic surgery" ]

1: You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.

  * e.g.,  ... Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul." Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?" Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..." Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems." Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..." Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!" Iam "You..." Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it." Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..." 

 [ "Plastic Surgery Addict" ]

1: Plastic Surgery Addicts are people who have many, many plastic surgery. Alot of addicts were once naturally beautiful but then got a nose job which then became hundreds of surgery which eventually made them look like a character from a PS2 game.

  * e.g.,  ... In 2002 

 [ "Plastic Surgery Slumber Party" ]

1: A party where people wear 10 pounds of makeup, the thottiest clothing they can get their hands on with a pair of vinyl stilettos and large fake eyelashes. A few minutes into the party and the place is covered with glitter, broken glass, and puke. The partygoers enjoy themselves with pink frosting, cocaine, and champagne. Fights usually break out during this time that involves hair being ripped out and free nose jobs. These parties usually end 2 days after it begins.

  * e.g.,  ... Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting." Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there." Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."